The Carney Ball We invite you to the Official 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference Opening Banquet, or as we like to call it “The Carney Ball.” We all know that organic, plant-forward, locally sourced, fair market, homemade food is far better for the planet than the high emission, fossil-fueled, industrial, meat-heavy system that is driving climate change. But let us be frank; time is running out, half measures will not get us to the IPCC targets. As Hans Schellnhuber, Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire has insisted, the only way to successfully reduce our global carbon footprint, is to reduce the total number of global carbon footprinters. With this in mind, each Carney Ball menu item has been specially selected and guaranteed to cut down our carbon footprint, by at least two soles.Can’t Make it to Glasgow? Our international team of chefs and staff (some of whom really threw themselves into the project) are making all the recipes available for free online at SavethePlanetServeMan.com in the hope that you and others will host your own climate-conscious dinner parties. With thousands, perhaps millions of Carney Balls worldwide, we can take a real bite, out of the real problem, using methods which are delicious, even if they are necessary.